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grawly:

hologran:



STOP

grawly:

hologran:

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STOP

12 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 93,415 notes

rainbow-heichou:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

insecuredragon:

vambrace:

Please observe this terribly accurate depiction of my boyfriend and me

here’s a better depiction 

try this, actually

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you think you’re gonna win this

Oh I don’t think. I know

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petition to dub this post the cutest thing ever

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 51,302 notes

floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

1 day ago on September 15th, 2014 | J | 144,856 notes

internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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2 days ago on September 14th, 2014 | J | 67,448 notes

A progression of bad language

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

1 week ago on September 6th, 2014 | J | 246,410 notes
i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 63,783 notes

go-go-goat:

jackbarakatsd:

when i die i want Steven Moffat to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time

He’d probably just bring me back to life in a lame twist because he can’t kill anyone off

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 1,645 notes
1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 290,754 notes

amoying:

looking out for your significant other like

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1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 205,336 notes

goonandcatchyourdreams:

best-of-memes:

90’s nostalgia 

30 minutes? high speed…shit..

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 77,488 notes

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 69,181 notes
1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 103,571 notes

lameboob:

when babies are crying really loud and won’t stop and their parents aren’t doing anything about it

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1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 20,314 notes

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 275,431 notes
plays

skittle-happy-matt:

tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)

fuck every conspiracy theory you’ve ever heard this one’s real shit

1 week ago on September 3rd, 2014 | J | 10,262 notes